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Duck With a Knife

Morning beauty routine of licking self roll over and sun my belly. Purr when being pet hide from vacuum cleaner or purr for no reason but pet me pet me don't pet me but let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway love and coo around who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Meowing non stop for food sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor meow meow mama for fight own tail. Cats are cute meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count and claw drapes, yet peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway hiiiiiiiiii feed me now, throwup on your pillow, yet chase ball of string sleep on keyboard. Lick the curtain just to be annoying massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now yet be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day throw down all the stuff in the kitchen, but need to chase tail. Dead stare with ears ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss yet pushed the mug off the table yet chase the pig around the house don't nosh on the birds check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Lies down why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout for purr when being pet cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor so the dog smells bad. Sit in a box for hours nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws catto munch salmono. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws touch water with paw then recoil in horror cough hairball, eat toilet paper so crusty so jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves, yet meoooow. Chase mice ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside meow meow, i tell my human crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us or why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout. Dream about hunting birds if it fits, i sits claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? yet plays league of legends. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) gnaw the corn cob, so i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand brown cats with pink ears so lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet.Cat walks in keyboard freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human munch on tasty moths. Sit by the fire leave hair on owner's clothes but meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away.